Don't kill the rooster, we're vegetarian.
Here's some sunshine, don't get too excited, we probably won't let it last too long. You Norwegians tend to go into shock if you have sunshine for longer that a few days consecutively.
Anyway, you're going to the land of (almost) eternal sunshine in a few months, so stop your complaining!
Although, seeing as we don't really like you, we might hold back on the Australian sunshine for the duration of your stay there. Mwahahahaha!